“Don’t mess with that bag of rice. My phone is in there. I dropped it in the toilet…and peed on it.” –Anonymous (ok, it was me)
To clarify, the phone was in my back pocket, I’d treated myself to about five glasses of water the hour before, and there are some things you just can’t stop in time.
And to update, the phone never missed a beat and will probably smell like rubbing alcohol for the rest of its life. Yay rice!